I know Easter was like 12 days ago.
But I've been busy.
I told Porter, the kid who has been asking for jelly beans the moment he wakes up, every single morning, for the past 12 days, that the Easter Bunny came back and took away all the jelly beans and pastel colored m&m's. He replaced them with oranges and apples and grapefruit. Porter is less than thrilled with EB right now. And I've been busy trying to hide the evidence. So far I've consumed 98 jelly beans and three bags of m&m's. The things we do for our children.