easy peasy granola

This is too easy even for me. 
Okay, that's a lie. It is the perfect amount of easy for me. 
Which means it's really really easy. 
Grab some oats.
Six cups of oats.
Or just any honey will do.
And some canola oil. 
Or just any oil will do. 
Edible oil. Stick with edible oil, please.
Mix in bowl the following:
6 cups oats
1 cup honey
1/4 cup oil
Sprinkle in some cinnamon if you'd like to show me up.
Or add raisins or almonds or coconut if you want to make me cry.
Spread that yummy stuff onto a greased sheet pan.
And put that yummy stuff into the oven at 300 degrees.
Bake for 30 minutes.
Bake for another 15 minutes.
Bake for another 5-10 minutes.
(depending on how much crunch you like)
Make sure your dog is still breathing.
Give your dog a kiss. 
Just do it.
Eat it all up.
Before cleaning the kitchen.

We make a batch of this every week. Sometimes twice a week. Sometimes we make nine cups of it instead of six because it goes that fast. But Dan doesn't eat it. And Sherman doesn't eat it. And although Porter does eat it, he doesn't eat much. So that means I eat it all. And that makes me proud.