Just in case you missed our first two dates ...
Date 1: Consisted of free tickets to a soccer game. Don't forget the romantic concession food and
cheap expensive booze.
Date 2: Consisted of a Groupon that was due to expire the night we went out to dinner. There was no dancing. Just Dan being a grump about having to take pictures. And then me being a grump because Dan was being a grump.
Date numero tres.
First let's start out by making fun of the Joneses. See that picture up there? See how we planned our outfits to match in an "opposites attract" kind of way? Okay so we didn't plan it, but the hotel clerk checking us in sure thought we did and got a good chuckle out of it. After kissing Porter and Sherman goodbye (Sherman was the best babysitter, by the way) Dan and I rushed out of the house, threw our bags in the backseat of the car and started driving away. Then we looked at each other for the very first time all morning and both ... at the exact same time ... said "omigosh we are wearing the same shirt!". Why Sherman and Porter never said anything is beyond me.
Our third date consisted of a road trip down to The Old Market Business District in Omaha, Nebraska. Now would be a good time to make fun of the Joneses again. I loved Omaha, I did. And I could talk about those gorgeous, old brick buildings all day long. The drinks were good and the food was amazing and we had the best time walking around this adorable little neighborhood. But does anyone really drive three hours to Omaha for a date? Without kids? And stay a few blocks away from the Omaha Zoo? Without kids? Strange. I know. But Dan had a free hotel room that was due to expire on the 31st. So off to Omaha we went. To take advantage of the free breakfast and free wifi. Oh and they gave us tokens for free drinks too. At one point over lunch Dan caught me smiling to myself and said the same thing that he always says when he knows I've just received something for free ... "You're sitting there thinking about how cool you are, aren't you Tiff?"
Yes I am.
Dan thought being twins was funny.
I did not.
So until next year ...
keep going on dates with your lova.
Just be sure to check your outfits before heading out the door.