Dan said, "Tiff, you really need to get off of your sister's family plan and get your own phone."
And I said, "Dan, I really don't want to pay for that."
And Dan said, "Tiff, it really is time for you to get a phone with a data plan."
And I said, "Dan, I am absolutely not paying for that."
And Dan said, "Tiff, I"ll pay for it."
And I said, "OK! Let's do this!"
And now that I think about it, his money is really my money so he tricked me.
But for some reason pretending like his money is his money and imagining that he's giving it to me makes me feel a whole lot better. So let's just go with that.
So it's true. I have my own phone. And my own data plan.
And access to the Internet outside of my house!
I'm getting so big.
Instagram just got a whole lot more fun.
And evening walks with Sherm just got a lot more dangerous.
I tripped three times tonight.
And almost ran smack dab into a tree.