Per doctor's orders ...
Three times a week I get to get off the couch.
And put my swimming suit on.
And drive a car to our nearby aquatic center.
And for thirty minutes, three times a week ...
I get to submerge my big belly in a pool of water.
And it is heavenly.
For one, I actually feel like a normal person getting to drive and being surrounded by real live human beings.
For two, after now gaining 40+ lbs, feeling weightless is simply amazing.
And for three ... you can pee anytime you want!