12.12.2012

I take it back

Typical attire for those glorious 5am runs with Sherman.
Crap.
I think I made a mistake.

I'm freezing my little tush off over here.
And Dan just told me I had to delete "little" and put "little tush that is growing by the day". It's fine. I'm going to go with "he's a butt man". At least I hope he is because something else on me will never ever grow. Unless of course someone wants to give me five grand and a good plastic surgeon.

That is all.
Happy hump day!

P.S. It appears I may need to clean up my little {blog} potty mouth. In the last two posts I have said crap and hell and damn and butt and hump. Oh and tush.
Sorry 'bout that mom.

19 comments:

  1. haha. I needed this. Not to mention, I have the butt and not the boobs too. Glad I'm not the only one. :)

    Oh and I like when you accidentally say damn. You're just being real. :)

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  2. but i seriously enjoy the potty mouth.
    and also - why is it that "winter is coming" is such a shock to me every year? it's like clock work and i stand by the door trying to psych myself up to brave the cold.

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  3. From helping homeless people to saying a few cuss words to talking about your tush. THIS is why I read your blog every day.

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  4. What a cute photo :) Always love your posts!

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  5. Your blog mouth is way cleaner than mine, and I'm not saying sorry! :)

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  6. Happy hump day! Any blogger that can mix it up is a good blogger in my books. You are so stinking adorable!! I want your face.

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  7. Hey, Paul claims to be a boob-guy, but I am definitely a girl with a butt, so clearly that works out, right?!?!

    And send some of that winter over here. This 70º+ December is ridiculous.

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  8. haha/ well just remember like a week ago it was 70/// so you never know with the mid-west it could snow tomorrow and be 65 the next day :)

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  9. They will grow if you have a baby! But so does everything else, so I don't know if that really counts!? Tell Dan he needs to get his eyes checked! I am sure your butt is little!

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  10. You crack me up!! Not to mention you are adorable. Where did you get that coat? I need one of those for our winters.

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  11. You look so warm! Haha, you said tush :)

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  12. I love your jacket. And your face in the jacket. Too cute friend. FYI: I've missed you!

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  13. Hahaha no boobs here either! Oh we'll. here's to early morning, freezing cold walks with our pooches. They really have it made!

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  14. hahaha! It is FREEZING here too. Hope you warm up!

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  15. Haha...you are adorable at 5am. That's all. :)

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  16. enjoying being your 1001st follower! I love Sherman already.
    floralandfudge

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  17. Babies make the others grow. They also make your tush, stomach, face and in my case nose grow!!

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  18. You did make a mistake! ;) But I forgive you because you're cute and funny.

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  19. Just put some money in the potty mouth jar and send it to me. thanks. ;)

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