This is where I said, "Dan. Just humor me here. I need a picture of the two of us for the blog. We never take any pictures of just the two of us. People probably think we don't even like each other. It'll just take a second. Now bend your knees so I don't chop your head off."
This is where I said, "Dan. I forgot to turn on the flash that time. Let's just take one more. Hold still."
This is where I said, "Dan. You didn't hold still. Just one more. I promise. Last one. And seriously. Bend your knees so I don't chop your head off again."
This is where we said "it's good enough for us."
That'll do Dan. That'll do.
In other news ...
I decided to show off some of my mad cooking skills over the weekend and slice up some veggies like a real wife would do. A veggie tray is the only thing that I have ever made for a party. And it's the only thing that anyone has ever asked me to make for a party.
Just let me know if you need the recipe.