10.16.2012

this is me pretending to be young


Nope, you didn't miss my birthday. That will be happening December 5th.
Don't worry. I'll keep reminding you.

 So I went out last Friday night. *gasp*. With a beautiful redhead named Monica. Guys, if you only plan to go out a few times a year like I do ... it's probably not the best idea to have your date be the prettiest, most fashionable redhead in Kansas City (maybe even the world). I'm just saying. It's not really the best confidence booster for those of us who never go out. Maybe find someone a little less drop dead gorgeous to go out with. *note to self*

So I put on my boots. And pulled up my jeggings (not the easiest thing to pull up anymore). And grabbed a shirt from the box of clothes that my sister had recently shipped to me (thanks sis). And then I pretended to be a drop dead gorgeous redhead too. Or a semi-cute blonde. "Cute". That's what Dan likes to call me. Sometimes I ask Dan if I look "hot" and he says "Uhhh. You look cute Tiff".
Thanks Dan.

Then I pretended to be in a burger-eating contest. I would have totally finished it, but by the time I had consumed my 32 tomatoes and 29 pickles, I was ready to move on. Oh and if you're wondering why there were 32 tomatoes and 29 pickles on my burger, I'll give you one guess. Can you say "all you can eat condiment bar"? Nothing gets me more excited than free condiments. And that is 100% truth right there.

And then I pretended like a birthday party that started at 9pm was not starting at the same time that I'm usually getting ready for bed.
That last one is my favorite.
Apparently I need to work on my "sexy-serious" look because I just look pissed.

Oh and for those who have said that I never have any "poor quality" pictures on my blog ... this would be the time to take that back. I actually thought about bringing my DSLR to the bar. But Dan told me I couldn't do that. Something about people only using their phones to take pictures now-a-days.

Next time I'm bringing my real camera.
And a pillow. And a blanket.

39 comments:

  1. girl, you're killing me. you do look hott, i'm not lying.

    also december birthdays, thats where its at. mines the 24th and hubbys is the 3rd, in case you were wondering. now i will remember yours. haha

    K

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  2. "and a pillow. And a blanket." You kill me!

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  3. LOL- this post is great. You look HOTT woman, and I'm glad you had a good time! DSLR's are bad at bars... trust me, you never know who's going to spill their beverage on it!!

    PS- Uhhh, I would have totally put at least 83 tomatoes on, in and around my burger is they were unlimited. FAVE!!!!

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  4. haha, i know what you mean. i have a really beautiful and kind of hot best friend and when the two of us go out all eyes are on her and everybody wants to flirt or make out with her and every girl want what she has...
    so we allways have to meet privat and lonely ;)
    just kidding i love to go out with her!

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  5. Haha what a trooper! Going out when you should be going to bed - I can relate. Also, my birthday is December 6th, obviously a great time for birthdays :D

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  6. So adorable!! That burger looks delicious!

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  7. I've been thinking you should do something big when you reach 1000 followers. Any plans?

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  8. Love your outfit!! Glad you had fun :)

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  9. I'm cracking up!! I totally get going to bed at 9pm, I think I went to bed at like 8:30 one night last week. At least you were able to go out, I usually don't make it much past dinner.

    Xo-L
    simplylowcountry.blogspot.com

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  10. condiment bar!? that's got my name written all over it! ;) cute outfit!

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  11. You looked great but most importantly, it looks like you had a blast! :D

    www.houseofhemingway.com

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  12. This is one of the 8475 reasons that I love you!!

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  13. I love your outfit!!!! I'm completely jealous of it.

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  14. haha I get the "you look cute..." too. Being sexy isn't really possible for me. Way too awkward. I love your outfit btw. Perhaps fashion blog worthy? :)

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  15. Oh I love your most with Mon! She is quite the red-headed beauty:)

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  16. i love your outfit tiff! and sounds like you had a great time

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  17. hahaha! You are hot! No worries!

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  18. I ALWAYS look pissed when I try to look sexy/serious....It's so annoying! LOL!

    P.S. You're young...and adorable. Don't sweat it!

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  19. How fun!! You are a super hot blonde! :)

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  20. Stop putting yourself down - you look great! Though I feel ya on not being able to stay out late. I was out until 2:30 Saturday night. I have NO idea how I did it. haha

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  21. Oh honey, you don't have to pretend to be young...from where I am sitting in life (and you know where that is), you are definitely still young! And hot :)

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  22. I never know what camera to bring to the bar! Glad you could experience the never-ending condiments!

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  23. Haha first off - shut up. You are "hot". Yeah I am totally saying that right now. But you are also the cutest thing ever. And I say we meet up & go out in our pjs & take our big ole cameras out & take pictures.

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  24. What are you talking about?! I was hanging out with a hot beautiful wonderful blonde all night long! I'm blushing and pretty sure my blog doesn't know how to handle the amount of traffic that's coming from this post. Oh and we should work on our serious faces over a few drinks soon. That's right, I'm dragging you back out before Mexico. Hopefully dancing is involved again. xo

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  25. I so envy how well you pull off that short haircut-- I've tried...and failed. You rock it girl!!

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  26. Tiff, you are young. Younger than me at least. Although I think most everyone on blogland is younger than me. Second, you are totally hot, not "semi-cute." If Dan called you that, which I am sure he did not, I would come to Kansas and beat him down a bit. Umm... hello your legs are so long and thin. I'm obsessed with long legs. Ask Shaylynn. Now I am obsessed with yours. Gees.

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  27. Tiff, promise me one day we'll meet. Promise me, I just got so overwhelmingly sad for some reason. Probably cuz' I love you.

    And yes LM and I cannot talk on the phone without discussing my legs. I tell her cellulite is a package deal.

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  28. You looked great! And it looks like you had a fabulous time!
    ♥ Kyna

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  29. This is a great post! And you look great! Although, I'd be afraid to bring the big girl camera out on a Friday night! But I am paranoid about that sort of thing. ;)

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  30. 32 tomatoes and 29 pickles is quite a feat! Also, I'm with you; I like 9 p.m. bedtimes!

    Also, I think you're way hot!

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  31. I would have loaded up on those tomatoes and pickles too! And I am SO glad I'm not the only one that forgets my real camera!! Happens to me all. the. time!

    P.S. And you're a total hottie. (for real)

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  32. You little cutie - looks like a fabulous night! Sometimes staying up past bed time can be fun, and those last pictures point to the fact that this was one of those times! And yes, all you can eat condiments is why I like 5 guys over any other burger place! haha (cheap-o right here!)
    xx
    Here&Now

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  33. WAHOO! Go you getting out on the town. I have never been to a place with a free condiment bar, but I'm going to go google the closest one after I finish this comment. I love the leggings and boots look. You do look pretty pissed in that last picture, but I'm guessing there is a connection between sexy and pissed, because everyone looks pissed when they try to be sexy.

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  34. That is a seriously ginormous burger. I am impressed by how many freebies you managed to cram in there!

    Also, LOL at the pissed/sexy face. That's awesome.

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  35. I think any trip to the bar after 9pm deserves footie pajamas and a snuggie.

    Apparently, you're more of a trooper than I am. Kudos on that.

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  36. bahahaha love the "sexy-serious" look.
    looove it.

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  37. a birthday party that starts at 9pm?! i'm exhausted just thinking about it!
    you BOTH look gorgeous! (not cute in the slightest.) :)

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