9.17.2012

life in tiny pictures + my attempt to look famous

@thejcoffeehouse
  • Honey on rice cakes. Pretty darn good.
  • Sherman and cousin Hercules. #dogsitting
  • Sonic shakes. Need I say more?
  • Pizza on the grill. Just throw your dough right there on the grill and add your toppings of choice. Easy peasy (according to Dan).
  • Cookies and milk. Breakfast of champions.
  • We have more mozzarella than we know what to do with. So I just keep eating it.
  • Blue Moon autumn sampler. I seriously didn't even know where to start.
In other news ... I treated my hair to a little spa day over the weekend. With a real live SLS and everything. Man oh man did I feel cool. A toner treatment, two colors and one haircut later ... I feel good. And I am broke. Why so much work for one little head of hair? Something about my hair starting to turn "orange" from the $5 box of color I typically use.
Whatevs.

BEFORE ...
The amazing work of "Edward Scissorhands".
Bless his heart.

DURING ...

INSPIRATION ...
(Dan's idea ... imagine that. What man wouldn't want his wife to look like her?)

AFTER ...
Bahahaha. Ha.
Sorry guys. I seriously can't look at this picture without laughing.
I'm a smiler. I love to smile. But if you want to look famous, you've got to purse your lips. I almost had to google "purse" just to figure out how to do this. Not to mention, I would normally take my sunglasses off before taking pictures of myself in the bathroom. Oh wait. I never take pictures of myself in the bathroom.

Of course this wouldn't be a real hair post without a side-by-side comparison.
Just call me Victoria.
Or Vic.

Or Tiff.

70 comments:

  1. Love it! Stylist did good at matching hair cut. Not an easy feat for some stylists.

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  2. Dan has style! He chose well ... It looks so good!

    And pizza on the grill? Talk about genius!

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  3. Ow, ow! Hot lady! Love the new do!

    And if sonic would sell me just a cup of their whipped cream I'd be in heaven. Best.stuff.ever!

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  4. Your hair really looks amazing! Sad that getting your hair done is so costly. I love the picture though, your stylist did a great job! and I want your skin... does that sound weird? haha...yes! It does.

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  5. It looks amazing. Dan gave excellent advice!

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  6. I dig it. I really, really do.

    Even the sunglasses say "stunna."

    I won't tell you what I pay for my hair because I'm sure you'll hire a hitman to have me shot.

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  7. your hair looks lovely!! and that pizza is making me hungry :)

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  8. that is too funny. and those pictures actually do look alike! :)

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  9. Haha it looks cute!! I wish I could pull off short hair.

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  10. Lol. It looks great though!

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  11. You look fabulous!!! Totally famous, especially with the pursed lips. ;-)

    I love it. Worth every penny I am sure.
    ~FringeGirl

    thedomesticfringe.com

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  12. wow, looks great!!! can't believe they had to put dark on you to lighten it :) she did a really really great job getting that to match up to vic! ps that mozz is making me hungry

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  13. Wow, it looks amazing!!! You get what you pay for! :)

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  14. 1. Your hair (now) looks amazing. The stuff my insane-o curly hair can't even dream of.
    2. The "before" picture might be my new need-a-laugh go-to. No offense ;)

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  15. 1. The Sonic Shakes.... amazing.
    2. The hair... SO MUCH LOVE. It looks amazing!

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  16. Your new haircut looks great! And I'm an automatic smiling person when it comes to pictures too, I don't think I could pout or purse my lips if I tried!

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  17. Love the new look! Omg, it is super cute. And what is your skin routine, because your face is flawless!

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  18. Hot stuff!! Love the hair!

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  19. your new haircut is amazing! you look like victoria!! very chic and gorgeous!

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  20. whooo i love it vic! looks fabulous. the "senior" hairstylist may be more money, but they are always fabulous.

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  21. Weve already discussed my love for your new hair. And how you look like a barbie. But I need to bring to your attention that I need that grilled pizza in my life. Now. See ya in 10?

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  22. I love it!!! YAY for a great hair cut! #winning

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  23. Ah!! Your hair is precious!!! You so pull that cut off like a champ! Rock it, girl!

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  24. LOVE it!!! It looks amazing! Sometimes the money is totally worth it and it looks like it was worth it. Great cut!

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  25. I love it! You look awesome!!! And you are rocking the pursed lips and sunglasses in the bathroom!

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  26. lol love your new 'do. Now it's Dan's turn to transform into David for you! ;) I think that's a pretty even deal dontcha think?!

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  27. i like you ridea of breakfast! love the hair!

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  28. I love your hair!!! Paying to get my hair done drive me nuts, but I still can't bring myself to skrimp on it. So I haven't been since February. It's more affordable that way. Thank goodness the hombre hair color look is in.

    And your skin looks AMAZING.

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  29. it looks so great, worth every penny! love the posh face, nice!

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  30. LOVE THE NEW HURRRR!!! Looks so great, girl!! And honey on rice cakes- gots to try it!

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  31. I LOVE it! It really looks great on you! Money well spent! :)

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  32. I love love love your hair! Super cute! I so wish I could pull off short hair..but my hair is to think and I would have to actually fix it everyday if I did that (read: lazy!). But I really do like it on you!

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  33. You look like a mannequin. Did you even breathe during that model shot? But I must say you do look rather hot

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  34. omg! Exactly. like. victoria. You win at life today.

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  35. Love it! You look hot, girl!

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  36. Um how gorgeous are you?!? I love it! Dare I say you look better than Posh spice? Because I think it's true.

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  37. Love your new do! Looking beautiful :o)

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  38. great do! worth the trip to the senior stylist!

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  39. Hey Vic, great hair!!! roarrrr!! tell David I said hi and I still want his hot bod... k? thanks. bye!

    Oliviamoone.blogspot

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  40. Wow! Love your new hairstyle. And the sunglasses really do go a long way towards making you look famous :)

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  41. Your hair looks beautiful!! You're looking even better than Mrs. Beckham herself! xo

    http://dreamingenfrancais.blogspot.com

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  42. your hair looks fabulous! You wear it well. That sonic shake also looks amazing right now.

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  43. What a great style - your new look is so fresh and fun Tiff!

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  44. I like the new look! Very "sleek"...now you should have dan get his hair cut like david beckham....except it's just shaved LOL.

    and pizza on the grill!?? i gotta try!

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  45. Tiff > Vic

    Though the Spice Girls do still hold a spot in my heart :)

    You look great! :)

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  46. I'm going to call you Sperm per the usual.

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  47. I reallly really like it.

    And I'd give my right arm for that Sonic shake right now...

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  48. You seriously crack me up!! Like laugh out loud, crack me up! Not because of your hair, because your hair looks fabulous darling. But just because you are freaking hilarious!

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  49. This is the most fierce haircut ever. And never in a million years did I think we'd actually get a close-up-self-taken-shot from you. I think you just officially became a "blogger blogger." Congrats!

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  50. That cut looks fab on you! And doggy cousins, how adorable. I've nominated you for an award--stop by and check it out :)
    http://nuggetonabudget.blogspot.com/2012/09/another-award-up-in-here.html

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  51. You look stunning....time to chuck the hat out!!!

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  52. The sun glasses in the bath room thing says....I am to cool to take these babies off even when I pee. Yup that cool. Love the new hair style! Like love, major love, ridiculous love. That is enough creeper things from me for one day! ;)

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  53. Totally just stalked the crap out of you!!! Found you via LIY :) LOVE LOVE LOVE the hair!!!!! I wish I could rock the pixie look! Love your pups too!

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  54. Dont you just love pizza on the grill?? Your hair looks super cute!!

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  55. She looks okay. But..YOU...look...HOT! The cut, the color, oh, and the sunglasses...absolutely perfect for you!

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  56. aww Hercules & Sherman!!!

    (and LOVE the new look. i'll definitely call you Victoria)

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  57. Ahhhhhhh!!!! It's gorgeous! Love the look on your girl. And you totally rocked the "pursed" look ;-) I think you should greet Dan every morning with it. Ha!

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  58. Yes and YES! You look FAAAAABULOUS!

    and you've got the "purse" down! Look at you! Could totally be a celeb ;)

    Happy Tuesday!

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  59. holy smokes i love love love your hair!!

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  60. Good bye Meg, hello Posh!!! I love it!

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  61. It looks great girl! I got a bad haircut back in August and wound up going back to a stylist I had before (that's hard to get an appt with!) I'm glad you found a decent cut now! :)

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  62. I've had this haircut!! I loved it. At the time I was a waitress and because I saw a lot of people any given day I wound up giving out my hairdresser's name and number frequently. Cut to a few months later and she gave me a free haircut because so many people had come to her from my referral. She once booked a whole Saturday with referrals from me - crazy! Now my hair is chin length and kinda boring. I'm envying your pixie... I always wanna chop off my hair when I see a chick rocking a great short cut!

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