8.09.2012

I married Ed?

Alright guys. Truth time. I don't watch The Bachelor or The Bachelorette. I know, I know ... I should get ready to see my readers drop like flies. I'm sorry. I really am.
I can say that I've watched parts of episodes here and there. If Dan is out of town, I feel like it is my duty as a wife to switch back and forth between The Real Housewives of ____, Keeping Up with the Kardashians and if I'm {un}lucky enough, The Bachelor/Bachelorette. But, I really can't seem to get into it. And I sure never thought I would ever blog about it. But, here I am. Blogging about it. Even though I don't watch it. Hmm.

So, if I don't watch it ... why bring it up? Well, I've had about 14 people (that means three) tell me since starting this little blog that Dan looks like Ed.
Huh? Who the hell is Ed?
That's what I said.

So, I decided it was time to google this Ed character.
And this is what I found ...
{my images on the left; google images on the right}
So what do you think ... did I marry Ed?

Oh and let's not forget that I'm tanner than that gorgeous brunette chick
(whoever she may be).
Take that gorgeous brunette chick.

59 comments:

  1. Please! You are much prettier than her and Dan is much cuter than Ed! I don't watch bachelorette either so I had no idea who Ed was. Thank you for informing me! Lol

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  2. I don't watch Bachelor/Bachelorette either! The one time I turned it on I felt my brain cells depleting at a very rapid rate, lol. As for the whole Ed thing, I guess everyone has a doppelganger. I do agree with Erin, you are much prettier than that girl!!

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  3. I can't get into that show either. It's creepy how much he does actually look like this Ed fella.

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  4. i don't watch bachelor/bachelorette either. i couldn't get over the whole everyone kissing each other thing.
    just thinking about going on a show where a group of people are all vying for the attention of 1 particular person makes my skin crawl.
    think of all the mono that could be spread around - or oral herpes.
    um, i just can't get away from thinking like a nurse!!
    but yall are def better looking than Ed and that girl.

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  5. Yep, you totally married him. Though I'm with you in having no idea who he was. I don't watch that show either- pretty sure I'd be divorced before I'm even married. I do sneak in a Kardashians every once in awhile though- but that's only if I know The Fiance will be gone for a lengthy amount of time.

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  6. I don't watch, but if it is like all the rest of them-- gorgeous brunette chick didn't marry her Ed. (They almost never do!) SO...you're the winner!! Ding! Ding! Ding!

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  7. I don't watch either. And for the record, Dan is way better looking than whoever Ed is. And Dan get mega points for never going on a reality TV show, so there is that too.

    Hugs!
    Kara
    ShawnKaraAndHeidi.blogspot.com

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  8. Don't worry I don't watch either of those shows either. I avoid reality TV. ;) I'll make my own instead. LOL xoxo

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  9. I feel the need to clear things up since I guess nobody else here watches! Point for you because you married the guy. Ed cheated on the girl who chose him and is still living the bachelor life. And he has been a drunken mess this whole season. So I'm sure that appearance is where the similarities between your husband and the real Ed end!

    I wish I had your strength and didn't watch these stupid shows and stuck to the quality that is The Real Housewives.

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  10. I can't believe that I'm admitting this, but I DO watch the Bachelor/Bachelorette. I can't stand Ed. Dan is much nicer and totally better looking! And now I really hope that you don't think it's creepy that your boss just called Dan good looking. :)

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  11. I don't watch those shows either. They frustrate me, because all of these people are talking about how they'll never find love except for on national television. Ridiculous. Admit that you're an attention hound and move on.

    I'm really glad your husband does not have a tattoo on his tongue either. That's disgusting.

    I feel awkward telling you your husband is better looking than that weird dude with the tongue... but he is. I'm not hitting on your husband, swear.

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  12. maybe you married ed but you married the angelic version of ed, the i wanna be married version the douche bag im a playa version is on the bachelor pad right now. so if that is the case then dan is no ed, ed is ed douchey and all and dan is a happily married man, the end.

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  13. I love the Bachelor franchise, and I am so ashamed about it. It's awful, but I can't tear my eyes away. NEVER get into it, it ruins my Monday nights.

    Anyway, no... I don't see the resemblance. Thank goodness, because Bachelorette Ed is a douche. And your hubs seems like a nice dude :)

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  14. Are you sure your husband doesn't have a secret agent twin out there that he's not telling you about? Someone that could possibly be this fellow's name of Ed?

    I originally opened this and said who's Ed also. I don't watch the Bachelor or Bachelorette. I don't have time for that kind of drama!

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  15. Girlllllll. TO FREAKING FUNNY.
    I am an admitted reality T.V junky but can happily admit that I can not stand The Bachelor, but do have to admit your hubs does look A LOT like that Ed character!

    and look at you and your tanned self... GET IT!

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  16. OMG! Does your hubs wear super tiny neon swim trunks like Ed?!??!

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  17. Bahahahahaha. I'm obsessed with all Bachleorette related shows. Oh gees Ed. I just started to hate him last week when he became a sensitive beyotch. So Reid tried to conspire against him.ed always hated Reid!!

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  18. I don't ever watch those shows! My time is too consumed with watching junk tv like Teen Mom and Keeping up with the Kardashians. haha

    I might could see the resemblance...if I squint a little bit. I definitely think he's cuter than Ed.

    Also, kudos on being tanner than her! Us blondes have to take what we can get! lol

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  19. ahahahahah!!!! I would say you are the Winner all around! Prettier, TANNER, and much more in love with Ed... I mean Dan!

    Made my day!

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  20. I have NEVER seen an episode of the Bachelor/Bachelorette so I don't feel bad...I think I've tried...but just can't get into it. Honestly? I don't really see the resemblance in the two...and yes, you are hotter than that brown headed girl :)

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  21. So I guess I am not the only one that thinks they look alike! :) I might have giggled when I seen your your post title! I knew what was coming! :)

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  22. I'm right there with you! I don't watch this show either - so your post title threw me off.
    When you said Ed, I thought you meant the T.V. show that used to be on a while back with Tom Cavanagh (who played Ed - who can be found here: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0146915/)
    And all I could think was "maybe it's the blue eyes?
    Now that I know what you're talking about and see the other guy - it's just got to be the shape of his nose/eyebrows or something like that. Dan is so much cuter than that Ed guy - and by reading one of your other comments - a much nicer guy as well.
    You also, are much prettier than that brunette girl with no name - you two should have your own show. Preferably something classier, where you take pictures of yourselves in McDonalds bathrooms ;)

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  23. Hahaha! I don't watch that show either. Never have and prob never will. But I do keep up with the Kardashians for sure!!! ;) Ed Schmed. Dan is the man!

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    1. P.S. - we both blogged about our hubby's today. There must be something in the air!

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  24. HA! OMG YES YOU DID MARRY ED! Only I hope Dans personality is NOTHING like Eds because lets face it Ed is a DICK WAD! I also have to say you are WAY prettier and tanner than that "brunette chick" Her name BTW is Jillian! LOL!

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  25. soo.. wheres your BANK of a paycheck for marrying this famous reality star? i think ABC needs a heavily worded letter from you (it's abc that airs that show, yes? like you know..)

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  26. I sure as hell hope you aren't married to a creeper.

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  27. Oh my gosh HE DOES LOOK JUST LIKE ED!!! That is crazy. And so funny that you were able to match up the pictures perfectly. :)

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  28. I don't know who Ed is either... But that first pictur looks like another Ed, Ed helms!

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  29. OK this is so weird he TOTALLY looks like Ed. How funny! I think Ed was too many seasons ago for me to have put that together but that is funny that so many people have told you that!

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  30. So I don't watch that show either, but I can see the resemblance. BUT, you guys are such a cuter couple.

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  31. HAHAHA - he does look a lot like him!!!! That's too funny...

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  32. Haha!! Plain and simple. Ed is stink-face, poo wad and Dan seems awesome. No comparison!

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  33. i never watch the shows.
    haha. but i think Dan wins this round

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  34. but does ed cook like dan, is the main question?
    i have not forgotten about those homemade mozzarella tomatoes.
    seared into my brain.

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  35. Yes, you are much more gorgeous...I don't watch the show either, but if I did I would have told you that you married Ed. I can see the similarities! They do look very alike, but I gotta say, your guy is cuter :)

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  36. I don't really think they look similar. That girl is Jillian, lol, you are SO tanner than she it :)

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  37. aaah this is hilarious...I think your hubby is much more handsome! :-) Ed is quite the character I must say...lets hope your husband doesn't act like Ed...ha

    Come on over and follow along Color Issue...I think you'd really enjoy it (but than again I might be a bit bias?!) ha.

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  38. OMG too funny! He does!

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  39. I am sorry I cannot tell by the faces I need more proof. Drop em boys!

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  40. You are too funny for putting these photos side by side like that! Sadly I've never seen an episode either, and I can't see too much of a resemblance with these photos alone. On the plus side, that wedding photo is SO cute and you and your tan are gorgeous!

    http://dreamingenfrancais.blogspot.com/

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  41. Well you're a more gorgeous blonde chick! And your man is much more handsome than that Ed fellow! About Pimms... I think it's a bit of a travesty that you've never tried it! It's a sweet, gin based drink, with a fruity flavour that you mix with lemonade. And you have to add mint, cucumber, strawberries, lemon, orange and any other fruit you like... otherwise it's not a real Pimms. Maybe I could post you some?!

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  42. NICE! I love how you took the time to find corresponding pictures! I totally see it! I was told my husband looked like "Spike" from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Ha!

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  43. ha ha I love it. He does resemble him a lot. Unfortunately his engagement did not last. Apparently he's quite the ladies man, unlike your fabulous hubby! My hubby likes it when people say he resembles Tom Cruise, I don't really see it but I don't tell him that. lol :)

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  44. Ya I kinda see it! And yes that brunette chick Jillian- you're def cuter and tanner than her ;)

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  45. haha he does kinda look like him! How funny. I don't watch it either. If Derek is out of the house it's The Real Housewives of anywhere for me!

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  46. Hahaha!!! This is hilarious! You should watch Bachelor Pad just to see how big of a drunken douche Ed is. He's a freaking hilarious drunken douche though!

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  47. Haha!! I love this! YOu know what? I dont watch the Bachelor either! So I dont really know who Ed is either.... However, I think you married a pretty cute guy! :-)

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  48. This is hilarious! You did marry Ed. Haha.

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  50. 1. Funniest part of this is that the first photo is Ed Helms from The Office.
    2. Ed is one of my favorites in the ridiculous Bachelor Franchise (which you should watch if for no reason than to feel awesome about yourself in comparison to these LOSERS).
    3. DEFINITE SIMILARITIES.
    4. Brunette chick (Jillian) is lame anyway. Hahahhaha.

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  51. Yes I do see the similarities! Too funny. But you are much pretty then the girl in the last photo and you both look like a much better couple anyday!

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  52. Nope. I don't see it... at all. And I'm a Bachelor(ette) pro! :)

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  53. Were you THAT embarrassed about putting a pic of Ed Helms instead of Ed other guy that you didn't want comments on that post?

    ...and do you NOT know who Ed Helms is... I'm confused because you did *wink*...so in case you're being serious...Ed Helms is Andy from the Office. (pleeeeease tell me you watch The Office?!)

    And now I DID read the post...good job making me come back..Because this post is hilarious. And YOU are far more beautiful than brunette whats her face.

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  54. See, I wondered if that was Ed Helms, because we used to watch the Office, but I wasn't sure and I've never seen the Batchelor(ette) or whatever the other Ed buy is on, so I just figured it was my out-of-touchness! So, it's not just you. I second-guessed correcting you because I'm just as clueless!

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  55. You are to die for!! I love this post! I am a die hard bach. fan and he really does look like ED!!!!! I love it!! Yes, you are way hotter than the chick above, although, you would like her, she is pretty awesome! Nowhere near as awesome of you, obviously...

    Oliviamoone.blogspot.com

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  56. Oh, it IS ED HELMS - I didn't catch that! Nice.

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  57. Wow! Yes! Apparently you did! :O

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