Last night I decided I need some new boots.
You know, to add to my other three pairs.
And a big house out in the open country (to go along with my boots).
And a few horses.
And a couple of cows.
And another dog.
Is that really too much to ask?
Husband told me "yes".
And I told husband I would be finding a new husband.
And husband told me "good luck".
We really do like each other. Don't let us fool you.